Posts Tagged ‘internet’

WINNER, NONDENOMINATIONAL UPLIFTING SONG CHALLENGE

July 26, 2008

Yeah, yeah, everybody wants to know. Well. Here you go, pals:

The spirit is strong.

The spirit is strong.

A job well done, Agrestive! I can’t help but wonder if all of this alleged “coming weak in the production game” isn’t a hustle of its own, kind of like how rappers pretend they can only sing off-key when it really just sounds better that way (re: “Hey Lady” by Cam’ron feat. Freekey Zekey and everything ever by Biz Markie). Anyway, enjoy the spoils of victory, for this week they are all yours.

I don’t know about you guys, but I can’t wait for the leg bruising songs to hit the blog. It seems like the dudes have found this challenge truly challenging. On Thursday I asked Space Stag how it was going, and instead of answering in a verbal way, he ripped his short shorts up the back to show me a really sweet leg bruise he had recently picked up. Then he ripped up the other side of his short shorts, I guess because symmetry is beautiful.

In any case, I think this next challenge topic will probably be a little less of a stretch for the dudes, because the topic is “penises: flaccid.” (Please note: I’m not making any kind of dig on anybody’s masculinity, but I’m pretty sure none of you all are sporting ragin’ boners 24-7. Unless you are, in which case, congratulations, and good luck with this week’s song.)

Love,
S.E.

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WELCOME BACK TO A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE OF “DUDES DUDES DUDES”

July 12, 2008

Okay, it has been suggested by some that I de-mystify the topic selection process by documenting it more thoroughly. I’m down for that. This is how it works:

1. All of the suggested topics are written on slips of paper and placed into a hat. This is a literal hat. It is also, as appropriate to the ethos of Dudes Cubed, a pink beret.

The proverbial hat.

The proverbial hat.


2. I fish around in the hat and choose a slip of paper.
I think it is pretty obvious what\'s going on here.

I think it is pretty obvious what's going on here.


3. And then we have a topic. This week’s, to my delight, happens to be “leg bruising.”
DINER SCURVY!

DINER SCURVY!

I hope that clears some things up. Let me know if you have questions, about the process, about leg bruising, or about why my bangs look so messy.

Love,
S.E.

RESULTS, DUDES DUDES DUDES SAILING CHALLENGE!

July 11, 2008
The results of the first ever dudes dudes dudes contest.

The results of the first ever dudes dudes dudes contest.

It’s like that. Congratulations, Space Stag. But don’t get a big head, because voting was close.

Tomorrow: new, uplifting, nondenominational songs, plus the new subject. I will, as always, communicate with you mostly via photobooth pictures taken at Flightpath.

Love,
S.E.

MEET THE NEW GAUNTLET, SAME AS THE OLD GAUNTLET

June 28, 2008

dudesdudesdudes week two

This week’s topic: inspiring, spiritually uplifting song of non-denominational nature (AKA a George Harrison song)

Any questions?

Love,
Your Tallymaster