Honorary reigning champion

Jarvis Cocker, unlicensed UK driver

Status Hiatus

On behalf of all the dudes, I would like to express our perplexity at the “penises (flaccid)” theme.  Abiding by the “write what you know” axiom, none of us wrote anything.  Color us stumped.

Consensus is that dudesdudesdudes will continue our now-official hiatus until Sept 1, when we will convene an assembly to discuss rules of procedure and propriety for the fall season.  Tune in then for more photoshop fun, denigration of millenia-old Andean cutural garb, and special  guest stars!

WINNER, LEG BRUISING CHALLENGE

As we wait for those songs about penises (flaccid) to pour in, let’s take a minute to congratulate this week’s winner:

Sexface is the Bestface

Good job, bromide. Listening to all that New Order is really paying dividends. Dividends of shreddage. I can’t wait to hear your next song, which I’m sure will feature a pipe organ you had to sneak into a church to record, or a choir of small confused children, mixed down on your Blackberry.

Speaking of which, the next challenge topic is THE UK DRIVING TEST. Should be easy enough.

Stay American,
S.E.